Big Ass Brick of Soap- Naval Diplomacy

Duke Cannon’s idea of breathtaking nautical adventure does not include a 2-hour dinner cruise or an 11-minute jet ski ride. No, he strongly prefers to set forth on the high seas, with Poseidon riding shotgun through the turbulent waters. There, standing on deck, he confirms that the crisp ocean air smells better than anything land has to offer.

Smells like ocean air + mandarin
At 10 oz., it's 3x the size of common bar soaps
Triple milled to last longer